 Hoax!
Literary controversies are nothing new. Masterworks of yesteryear were rife with them. Just ask Kafka: MORE
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 In Praise of Foley
He virtually fondled underage pages. While working to protect them. And he's nailing the Republican coffin shut: MORE |
 Cover Your Ass(ets)
How did bin Laden turn into Saddam? How did billions spent over there help us here? They don't know either: MORE |
 An Illegal Proposal
The immigration problem is getting out of hand. As usual, Morphizm is at the ready with a viable solution: Slavery! MORE |
 Why War?
Like Condi Rice explained, crisis gives birth to opportunity. And we've been cashing on those pangs since time began: MORE |
 Harriet the Hitwoman
The attorney scandals are flushing Bush's cleaners. Who knew one was grandma? MORE |
 The Spies Who Shag Us
First the wiretapping, now the phone logs. But it gets worse. Oh yeah, baby. It gets much, much worse: MORE |
 Pay to Be Saved
In an upcoming book, Naomi Klein places disaster capitalism beneath the scope. And you're not going to like what she sees: MORE
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 War On Matrimonial Terror
The gay marriage clusterfuck coincided with the 25th anniversary of AIDS. Transparent government at last: MORE |
 What the Hack?
If you think your vote is safe, think again. No really. Think hard. It's not. Actually, I could have just stolen it. No lie. Ask HBO: MORE
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 Sucks, Swallows
Goldman Sachs for one. To the tune of record millions in jewelry, furs and bling. But who's going to swallow it? You are :MORE |
 Against Fag Burning
Sorry, but the law says burning homosexuals can't be considered free speech. Plus, it might aid global warming: MORE |
 What We Choose
Some think New Urbanism is a treehugger's pipe dream. And the rest understand evolution's primal rule: Adapt or die: MORE
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 LBJ VS. GWB!
Two Texas oil barons, two ten-gallon egos. But who wins the history books? MORE |
 The Protection Racket
Mercenaries are older than America. But Bush cronies are a daring new breed, and the booty is bigger than ever: MORE |
 Paid to Suck
What do New York Knicks coach Larry Brown and the departed Donald Rumsfeld have in common. Ask Pat Tillman: MORE
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 Lunch with Hero
Some heroes are real. Morphizm's sports prof Amy Bass sat down with one named Tommie Smith: MORE |
 Swans in Sports
It will be awhile before gay athletes grow the balls to come out. But can't we all just get along on figure skating? MORE |
 Torture's Dirty Secret?
It works. The more America shies away from it, the more it realizes the benefits of torture as social control: MORE
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 Democracy's Dark Side
California is a place where actors turn virtual wars into real ones. It's also a place where they die failures: MORE |
 If Presidents Were Popes
Think of the possibilities. Government and religion unified under one banner. Tax-free shelters for everyone: MORE
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 Why I Like Abortion
Women have been doing their part to hold up Eve's legacy. But men gave up on Adam a long time ago: MORE |
 Waking Up is Hard to Do
Religion just doesn't make any sense. Guys in beards creating things like...oceans? Are you Armageddon us? MORE |
 Not-So-Intelligent Design
Terminology is today's lethal toxin. Privatization becomes personalization, pollution becomes clear skies: MORE |
 Stealing Ohio
From blogs to Rolling Stone, the world is finally waking to the truth of votejacking. And the Ohio grift is first on the list: MORE |
 A New New Orleans?
Katrina destroyed a culture and left it for dead. So does that mean it needs to look like Disneyland in the afterlife? MORE |
 Social Security Proposal
The old are overstaying their welcome on the pcoketbooks of the young. And now is the time do do something about it: MORE |
 Exxon-erated!
That was fast. Exxon had HomeSec on Greg Palast's heels, but caved in. Why? Because they're wrong: MORE |
 Pay Up, Soldier!
Support our troops? How long? The military wants to know now that their relaxed fit body bags are $1950 a pop: MORE |
 Ahmed's Gitmo Diary
Warning: You are about to read a severe satire. Do not be alarmed. Your regular show will resume any moment: MORE
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 The Jerk
So why did Saddam really have to go? He was too unstable. Especially when it came to the stable oil market: MORE |
 Downlisted!
Anyone in the middle class who thinks they have the Bush administration on their side should read this. Then weep: MORE |
 Year the Levees Broke
Hurricane Katrina carried the stench of history repeating itself. Same crooks, different year. 1927, to be exact: MORE |
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