Those new to Morphizm
may not yet realize how much we disparage and lampoon religion and all of its addled followers, but what else would you expect? After all, the world has given up on Santa Claus, unicorns, the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny, Bigfoot and so many more human-invented fantasies in the past, but still can't yet manage dispensing with a millennia-old belief in a white dude with sandals creating everything in the universe in a few days? Cmon, people. Wake the fuck up.
Anyway, we never miss an opportunity to rip the Christian, Muslim, and other faith-based tools who continually make our lives harder by inserting their own laughable dogmas into them. And today's Aggregate is no different. Let's blaspheme!Atheists Exchange Porn for Bibles
"Atheist Agenda, an atheist group at U Texas San Antonio, staged a Porno for Bibles event, where they gave free pornography to people who traded in religious scripture..." MORE HERE
Xtian Dolt Scott Stapp Cries. Others Laugh.
"He was telling us how he'd been to a show of ours in Florida, where he got up on stage, and that he was so thankful that we didn't kick him off," says the singer. "He was saying, 'You had no idea that you guys being so cool to me would inspire me to start a band, and for me to sell 30 million records, win a Grammy, VMAs, Billboard Awards . . .' He just went on and on, like some drunk guy who wouldn't shut the fuck up, while we just wanted to watch the game..." MORE HERE
In other news, ICANN is shelving the .xxx domain
, robbing us of a veritable red-light district on the internet. Uh, have they been paying attention? Porn is the only thing that makes money on the net. Meanwhile, Halliburton is screwing us
out of more money (what else is new?), and the Gulf of Tonkin scam that started the whole Vietnam War is outed as (what else is new?) a scam.
Add to that nonsense the fact that a new Bush policy will help thousands of companies get out of reporting details of their toxic dumping
, and that Diebold, who just yesterday were ordered out of North Carolina because they wouldn't open their voting machine code to regulators, have now been allowed to stay put
, and you have one seriously fucked up country. Only in America!
Makes me want to curl up and read Mike Ward's film analysis. The dude is just sublime, as is his take on the mythology of none other than dog-star Benji
Until next time.
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