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Present Tense
David Gedge and The Wedding Present are coming straight outta L.A. on El Rey: MORE

Spaced Out
Jason Pierce has a thing for fire. So together we poured gasoline on Spiritualized: MORE

Meowwww!!
From slicing up cat dicks to signing up Fonzi, Big Tobacco has pulled some weird science: MORE On the Beach
Dream pop standouts Beach House are catching heat. But can they catch fire live? MORE

Stipe On Speed
R.E.M.'s thrash attack has gone into hyperdrive on the brilliant Accelerate. Stipe tells us the targets: MORE

Slugs 4 Obama!
Atmosphere's When Life Gives You Lemons... is all about the hope. And so is Obama: MORE

I Say God Damn!
What's left unspoken in the Obama flap is this: Has God blessed America recently? MORE Ass Out!
Assy McGee is one hell of a cop from hell. So where are his arms? Our interview explains: MORE

Miss Fortune
China's Olympic intrigue has reached critical mass. Who says politics and sports don't mix? MORE

Nirvana's Son
Kurt Cobain: About a Son is out on DVD. Its peek into bipolar stardom is still hard to watch: MORE

Betrayed?
Boxing legend Joe Louis gave body and soul to God and country. Did they repay the favor? MORE

Taxi!
Those in need of war films are scoping the wrong Oscar bait. Try the Dark Side: MORE

Pro Choice
Clinton or Obama? Good question. Now, all you have to do is answer it, and wisely: MORE

In Cold Blood
Rick Geary creates comics that paraphrase history without passion. Our interview explains: MORE

RIP, Prof
Kashmere pioneer Conrad Johnson has passed. But his upstart funk still lives on: MORE

Past Proust
Adapting one of canon lit's most knotted yarns into a comic just might work. Wait, it did: MORE

Disowned!
The housing collapse is a failure of white-collar proportions. Klein saw it coming: MORE

Trash It!
Is your home worth less than your mortgage? Then walk away, baby. Just walk away: MORE

Dystopia Drift
Unembedded journo Dahr Jamail has seen Beyond the Green Zone. And it's looking ugly: MORE

Best of 2007
El-P's I'll Sleep When You're Dead was the most brutally honest music of the year: MORE

Fed Up
Bernanke's rate cuts won't stop the bleeding. It will just cover up the tracks. Thanks, Greenspan! MORE

Beat This!
Ike Turner has passed on. But Morphizm's last interface with the funk maestro never will: MORE

Hyperrealist
Karl Rove now says Congress rushed Bush into war with Saddam. Revise your textbooks! MORE

Shop or Die
The Kubler-Ross Model works for death, but it also works for the mall. Even around the Bratz: MORE

The Fixer
Gordon Brown is a go-to guy if you're a lobbyist. Or a fan of Rupert Murdoch: MORE

Guns, Green?
The market has spoken, says Naomi Klein. And it wants bullets rather than renweables: MORE

Pak Attack!
Musharraf may be Bush's nightmare, but he started out as Clinton's daydream: MORE

TomorrowSci!
From pain rays and flying cars to innovations to save our sorry hides from climate change, tomorrow science is here today: MORE

Not a Moralist
The Serbian photographer Boogie has seen his fair share of the global underworld. Good thing he took pictures: MORE

Party's Over
Serj Tankian's debut solo effort Elect the Dead says civilization is over. So why is he smiling? Our interview explains: MORE

The Perv
Pakistan dictator Pervez Musharraf has declared martial law and suspended the constitution. Who's surprised? MORE

God is Bond
Barry Bonds isn't the only sports superstar who points to the Man Upstairs when he scores. Piety has gone viral: MORE

Hypermarket
From plunging dollars to skyrocketing oil, the hyperreal American economy is due for a real-time ass-kicking: MORE

Pin is Back
It's been a long time since the stunning Summer in Abaddon. Good thing Autumn of the Seraphs is on the way: MORE

Ignore Nothing
Indie-hop titan El-P's newest epic I'll Sleep When You're Dead is filled with biohazardous truth. So is he: MORE

Sicko 'Em!
Whatever. Michael Moore's new movie on the corrupt American healthcare system is good for you: MORE

Water For War
If you think the clusterfuck for oil is scary, just wait until we're more worried about H2O than CO2: MORE

Altered States
Don't know much about global warming? Keep it that way. Trust us, you don't wanna know more than that: MORE

Pelican Echoes
If you think wordless metal can bring noise but not brains, we talked to a band that wants to talk to you: MORE

Steampunker
Rasputina has finally embraced the War on Terror in Oh Perilous World. What took so long? We asked: MORE

Osama's Diary
It's a stone cold Morphizm classic. And it will still make you cry. Almost as if it was real. Really: MORE

Slice and Dice
Cake blew up with a cover song, but they're even better at blasting "War Pigs." Our interview explains: MORE

Gaza Lab
Israel. Hamas. Fatah. What the? Gaza is looking less like a prison and more like a petri dish every day: MORE

BagCalgary
Fronts in the War on Terror are shifting. Which means Canada's oil sands are up next for a global warming: MORE

Crow's Nuts
The indie Tony Millionaire strip Maakies is at last making the legit jump to Adult Swim. Bottoms up, sailor: MORE

Vulture Funds
You've got to get in on this one. You buy $5 million in Third World debt relief, then sue for $50 million. Suckers buy it every time: MORE

DIY or Die
Art-punk corn dogs The Minutemen were brazen heroes. It's about fucking time someone gave them a biopic: MORE

Not a Slave
300 director Zack Snyder may be a friend to CGI, but he knows when to leave it alone. Our interview explains: MORE

Physics of Iraq
What goes up must come down and what gets jacked must come back. Ask the British. While you're at it, go ask Icarus: MORE

A Bit Awkward
The Pixies' doc loudQUIETloud captured the band selling out stadiums and ignoring each other. Our interview explains: MORE

Total Chaos
According to our interview with journo and author Jeff Chang, the hip-hop arts movement is far from dead: MORE

Get Truthy!
Stephen Colbert's vivisection of the stoopid Republican machine is an example of linguistics at its ballsiest. Suck on it: MORE

Cry Wolfie
Let's not drink the Kool-Aid. The World Bank was fucked up long before fuckup Paul Wolfowitz took over: MORE

Object: War
Our hyperreal narrative in Iraq is in search of an ending. Will the American people write one before it's too late? MORE

Good Machines
In these liner notes excerpts from his compilation Fuzzy Warbles, XTC architect Andy Partridge's love of tech goes haywire: MORE

Torture Works
Is it just us? Or is the tight-lipped Bush administration's call to torture for information more than ironic? Hey, wait: MORE

Go Fuck Yourselves
President Bush's speech on the war's escalation revealed much. Including how little he cares about...well, everyone: MORE

"How My Brain Works"
From sci-fi to hip-hop, Michel Gondry has a gift for visual invention. And we have a lot of questions for him: MORE

When PNAC Attacks!
Get to know your well-heeled presidential family and other comb-lickers in this excerpt from Fanta's comic Bush Junta: MORE

I'm the Distorter
Sure, the Democrats may have taken over Congress, but the Bush administration hasn't blinked on Iraq. And it never will: MORE

Trial of Trials
Jose Padilla was once a terrorist. Now he's putting U.S. torture policy on trial. Only in America: MORE

Garrison State
Muslims rioting. Americans killing. Too bad no one's made a film called Why We Fight. Wait, Eugene Jarecki has! MORE

Guilin
"The smell of damp earth that hangs over Guilin will surrender, and join the cosmopolis cropping up along the Li:" MORE

Game/Theory
"In the cinematic fashion of the dying antihero, I expired while reading the stars. Coordinates on a grid of contested terrain": MORE

Fanta Goes Beastly
A comics powerhouse compiles a massive tome on our collective nightmares. Vampire and Harpy haters beware: MORE

Shit Happens. Real Fast.
In our continuing exegesis on exponology, China explodes and Antarctica's demise accelerates: MORE

Exponology
The planet is heating at an exponential rate. But what is the exponent, and who are the people spinning it? Enter Morphizm's formative science, awaiting your learned modification: MORE

Panther Power
Fuck Hoover's race paranoia. The Black Panthers have survived, from Marvel comics to hip-hop to a loud ass protest near you: MORE

Surfing With Rosa
In honor of the Pixies doc, Morphizm pays homage to their Surfer Rosa/Come On Pilgrim split, an enduring classic: MORE

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

 

OJ, Vick, Isaiah: The Other Axis of Evil

[Morphizm's sports professor Amy Bass is back with a short blast on the unholy trinity of offenders known as Michael Vick, OJ Simpson, and Isaiah Thomas, who was recently found guilty of sexual harassment. And before you get your knickers, no pun intended, in a twist over the article title, remember that this is pro sports we are talking about. Twisted terminology and overstated importance just come with the territory. -- ST}

OJ, Vick, Isaiah: The Other Axis of Evil
[Amy Bass, Morphizm]
"You must be up to your ears writing these days," is the gist of what many friends and colleagues keep saying to me.

"Why?" I ask, thinking that they must know about my obsession with the Red Sox magic number for the AL East, and think that anyone cares to read about it.

Michael Vick. Isaiah Thomas. OJ Simpson.

Michael Vick. Isaiah Thomas. OJ Simpson.

Michael Vick. Isaiah Thomas. OJ Simpson.

Apparently, the holy troika of black athletes -- Jesse Owens, Jackie Robinson, Muhammad Ali -- has been replaced by sports’ own Axis of Evil: Michael Vick, Isaiah Thomas, OJ Simpson. And no, I haven’t written about them. Any of them. At least not lately, and not in the context in which I’m apparently supposed to be writing about, or at least in terms of what people think I should be writing about.

Michael Vick has likely committed heinous acts of cruelty towards animals. Isaiah Thomas has likely changed the way in which we think about the racial politics of the word "bitch." And OJ? The list is long, but he has both published what will likely be a bestseller, one not much more heinous than much of what Mickey Spillane ever published, and likely will have to provide some answers for what took place in a Las Vegas hotel room.

And I don’t feel the need to comment on any of it in any capacity.

Yes, I write copiously about the politics of race in sports. I write about many, many black athletes, focusing on their role in the popular imagination of American society, thinking about how the figure of the black athlete operates on many levels in American life. I regard sport as powerful arena in which to explore multiple articulations regarding race, nation, gender, commerce, and sexuality.

That said, there is something wrong with an assumption that when a case like that of Michael Vick arises, I automatically find something to write about. When a black athlete such as Owens, Robinson, Wilma Rudolph, Althea Gibson, Tiger Woods, or Allyson Felix succeeds and thrives in the United States, the story is posed and digested as an example of the opportunity offered by the American way of life, with the black athlete becoming a national and societal project of victory. However, such high points of achievement work in a constant dialogue with events such as Mike Tyson’s rape conviction, O.J. Simpson’s murder trials, and -- more recently -- Vick’s involvement with a dog fighting ring, Thomas’s involvement in a sexual harassment case, and Simpson’s publication of a "fictional" account of his wife’s murder and his Vegas arrest. In these cases, the "failure" of the individual involved is placed within a context of subversion antithetical to American national belonging. The individual, seen as an incapable citizen, is accused of misusing their innate talent, demonstrating just how dearly America holds on to the spurious belief that black athletes are naturally more gifted than others.

The ramifications of this process are devastating, as pseudo-scientific beliefs regarding race blend with firmly entrenched social tropes, providing justification for broader perceptions regarding the role of the black community in American society. The black athlete -- off the track, off the court, off the field -- returns, as Tommie Smith once said, to being "just another nigger."

And that’s why I’m not writing about Michael Vick.

Or Isaiah Thomas.

Or O.J. Simpson.

4 Comments:

Blogger AVERAGE CRACKER said...

THREE GREAT EXAMPLES OF BLACK LEADERS
1) O.J. -CAUSE HE GOT OVER ON THE MAN
2) ISAIH -CAUSE HE'S NOT GETTING FIRED
3) MICHAEL VICK -CAUSE HE'S DEAD GUILTY & GETTIN SUPPORT
WHY STOP NOW.....
4) AL SHARPTON -CAUSE HE DIDNT PAY HIS TAXES , DIDNT GOTO JAIL, & FAKED THE TAWANA BRAWLY CASE
5)MARION BARRY,DC MAYOR-CAUSE HE SMOKED CRACK & GOT HIS JOB BACK
6) JESSE JACKSON (THE EXTORTIONIST)-CAUSE HE HASNT BEEN TO JAIL , TAKES MNEY TO BE SILENT & HAS 10 KIDS OUT OF WED LOCK

THAT AOT TO BE PROUD OF ISNT IT ,KEEP CHEERING A-HOLES

1:20 PM  
Blogger MORPHIZM said...

I'm not sure about black leaders, but those are definitely black people. Now, how about those white leaders?

10:00 PM  
Blogger TheBetterOpinion said...

How about Lindsay Lohan, Brittany Spears, and Paris Hilton. Let's see all these members of the Disney club are role models that abuse drugs, kidnap and endanger lives, and oh by the way cry their way out of jail. Did I forget to mention a poor mother. Now should I as the average cracker did number these because my list can be 1 million times as long. Oh and how about those damm hockey players who are often chared with assault because they use their sticks to try and kill each other did you forget this conviction average cracker? And last I checked Sharpton and Jackson don't half equal one George Bush. Because he lies to the U.N., raises the U.S. deficit destroys the middle east and alienates his allies. Oh did I forget to mention that he has about 100 white boys supporting him in what is called....Congress. So far white leaders have led to the deaths of over 5,000 allied and NATO troops. Millions of displaced persons in and around the middle east with nearly a million Iraqis dead or maimed it looks to me as if the whites are now looking at China. Can you guess what's next there average cracker? Or even the bitch who focused the column on blacks. Make sure your house is in order before you come looking in ours.

4:08 AM  
Blogger Whaaa Whaaa said...

Yo, Better Opinion - Why don't you try reading the column again and seeing if you can't understand the point, since you seem to have missed it completely and utterly and totally. You agree with it, you idiot.

8:38 AM  

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