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Present Tense
David Gedge and The Wedding Present are coming straight outta L.A. on El Rey: MORE

Spaced Out
Jason Pierce has a thing for fire. So together we poured gasoline on Spiritualized: MORE

Meowwww!!
From slicing up cat dicks to signing up Fonzi, Big Tobacco has pulled some weird science: MORE On the Beach
Dream pop standouts Beach House are catching heat. But can they catch fire live? MORE

Stipe On Speed
R.E.M.'s thrash attack has gone into hyperdrive on the brilliant Accelerate. Stipe tells us the targets: MORE

Slugs 4 Obama!
Atmosphere's When Life Gives You Lemons... is all about the hope. And so is Obama: MORE

I Say God Damn!
What's left unspoken in the Obama flap is this: Has God blessed America recently? MORE Ass Out!
Assy McGee is one hell of a cop from hell. So where are his arms? Our interview explains: MORE

Miss Fortune
China's Olympic intrigue has reached critical mass. Who says politics and sports don't mix? MORE

Nirvana's Son
Kurt Cobain: About a Son is out on DVD. Its peek into bipolar stardom is still hard to watch: MORE

Betrayed?
Boxing legend Joe Louis gave body and soul to God and country. Did they repay the favor? MORE

Taxi!
Those in need of war films are scoping the wrong Oscar bait. Try the Dark Side: MORE

Pro Choice
Clinton or Obama? Good question. Now, all you have to do is answer it, and wisely: MORE

In Cold Blood
Rick Geary creates comics that paraphrase history without passion. Our interview explains: MORE

RIP, Prof
Kashmere pioneer Conrad Johnson has passed. But his upstart funk still lives on: MORE

Past Proust
Adapting one of canon lit's most knotted yarns into a comic just might work. Wait, it did: MORE

Disowned!
The housing collapse is a failure of white-collar proportions. Klein saw it coming: MORE

Trash It!
Is your home worth less than your mortgage? Then walk away, baby. Just walk away: MORE

Dystopia Drift
Unembedded journo Dahr Jamail has seen Beyond the Green Zone. And it's looking ugly: MORE

Best of 2007
El-P's I'll Sleep When You're Dead was the most brutally honest music of the year: MORE

Fed Up
Bernanke's rate cuts won't stop the bleeding. It will just cover up the tracks. Thanks, Greenspan! MORE

Beat This!
Ike Turner has passed on. But Morphizm's last interface with the funk maestro never will: MORE

Hyperrealist
Karl Rove now says Congress rushed Bush into war with Saddam. Revise your textbooks! MORE

Shop or Die
The Kubler-Ross Model works for death, but it also works for the mall. Even around the Bratz: MORE

The Fixer
Gordon Brown is a go-to guy if you're a lobbyist. Or a fan of Rupert Murdoch: MORE

Guns, Green?
The market has spoken, says Naomi Klein. And it wants bullets rather than renweables: MORE

Pak Attack!
Musharraf may be Bush's nightmare, but he started out as Clinton's daydream: MORE

TomorrowSci!
From pain rays and flying cars to innovations to save our sorry hides from climate change, tomorrow science is here today: MORE

Not a Moralist
The Serbian photographer Boogie has seen his fair share of the global underworld. Good thing he took pictures: MORE

Party's Over
Serj Tankian's debut solo effort Elect the Dead says civilization is over. So why is he smiling? Our interview explains: MORE

The Perv
Pakistan dictator Pervez Musharraf has declared martial law and suspended the constitution. Who's surprised? MORE

God is Bond
Barry Bonds isn't the only sports superstar who points to the Man Upstairs when he scores. Piety has gone viral: MORE

Hypermarket
From plunging dollars to skyrocketing oil, the hyperreal American economy is due for a real-time ass-kicking: MORE

Pin is Back
It's been a long time since the stunning Summer in Abaddon. Good thing Autumn of the Seraphs is on the way: MORE

Ignore Nothing
Indie-hop titan El-P's newest epic I'll Sleep When You're Dead is filled with biohazardous truth. So is he: MORE

Sicko 'Em!
Whatever. Michael Moore's new movie on the corrupt American healthcare system is good for you: MORE

Water For War
If you think the clusterfuck for oil is scary, just wait until we're more worried about H2O than CO2: MORE

Altered States
Don't know much about global warming? Keep it that way. Trust us, you don't wanna know more than that: MORE

Pelican Echoes
If you think wordless metal can bring noise but not brains, we talked to a band that wants to talk to you: MORE

Steampunker
Rasputina has finally embraced the War on Terror in Oh Perilous World. What took so long? We asked: MORE

Osama's Diary
It's a stone cold Morphizm classic. And it will still make you cry. Almost as if it was real. Really: MORE

Slice and Dice
Cake blew up with a cover song, but they're even better at blasting "War Pigs." Our interview explains: MORE

Gaza Lab
Israel. Hamas. Fatah. What the? Gaza is looking less like a prison and more like a petri dish every day: MORE

BagCalgary
Fronts in the War on Terror are shifting. Which means Canada's oil sands are up next for a global warming: MORE

Crow's Nuts
The indie Tony Millionaire strip Maakies is at last making the legit jump to Adult Swim. Bottoms up, sailor: MORE

Vulture Funds
You've got to get in on this one. You buy $5 million in Third World debt relief, then sue for $50 million. Suckers buy it every time: MORE

DIY or Die
Art-punk corn dogs The Minutemen were brazen heroes. It's about fucking time someone gave them a biopic: MORE

Not a Slave
300 director Zack Snyder may be a friend to CGI, but he knows when to leave it alone. Our interview explains: MORE

Physics of Iraq
What goes up must come down and what gets jacked must come back. Ask the British. While you're at it, go ask Icarus: MORE

A Bit Awkward
The Pixies' doc loudQUIETloud captured the band selling out stadiums and ignoring each other. Our interview explains: MORE

Total Chaos
According to our interview with journo and author Jeff Chang, the hip-hop arts movement is far from dead: MORE

Get Truthy!
Stephen Colbert's vivisection of the stoopid Republican machine is an example of linguistics at its ballsiest. Suck on it: MORE

Cry Wolfie
Let's not drink the Kool-Aid. The World Bank was fucked up long before fuckup Paul Wolfowitz took over: MORE

Object: War
Our hyperreal narrative in Iraq is in search of an ending. Will the American people write one before it's too late? MORE

Good Machines
In these liner notes excerpts from his compilation Fuzzy Warbles, XTC architect Andy Partridge's love of tech goes haywire: MORE

Torture Works
Is it just us? Or is the tight-lipped Bush administration's call to torture for information more than ironic? Hey, wait: MORE

Go Fuck Yourselves
President Bush's speech on the war's escalation revealed much. Including how little he cares about...well, everyone: MORE

"How My Brain Works"
From sci-fi to hip-hop, Michel Gondry has a gift for visual invention. And we have a lot of questions for him: MORE

When PNAC Attacks!
Get to know your well-heeled presidential family and other comb-lickers in this excerpt from Fanta's comic Bush Junta: MORE

I'm the Distorter
Sure, the Democrats may have taken over Congress, but the Bush administration hasn't blinked on Iraq. And it never will: MORE

Trial of Trials
Jose Padilla was once a terrorist. Now he's putting U.S. torture policy on trial. Only in America: MORE

Garrison State
Muslims rioting. Americans killing. Too bad no one's made a film called Why We Fight. Wait, Eugene Jarecki has! MORE

Guilin
"The smell of damp earth that hangs over Guilin will surrender, and join the cosmopolis cropping up along the Li:" MORE

Game/Theory
"In the cinematic fashion of the dying antihero, I expired while reading the stars. Coordinates on a grid of contested terrain": MORE

Fanta Goes Beastly
A comics powerhouse compiles a massive tome on our collective nightmares. Vampire and Harpy haters beware: MORE

Shit Happens. Real Fast.
In our continuing exegesis on exponology, China explodes and Antarctica's demise accelerates: MORE

Exponology
The planet is heating at an exponential rate. But what is the exponent, and who are the people spinning it? Enter Morphizm's formative science, awaiting your learned modification: MORE

Panther Power
Fuck Hoover's race paranoia. The Black Panthers have survived, from Marvel comics to hip-hop to a loud ass protest near you: MORE

Surfing With Rosa
In honor of the Pixies doc, Morphizm pays homage to their Surfer Rosa/Come On Pilgrim split, an enduring classic: MORE

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

 

Post Up: Fest-Full? Try These.


Wiped from a long day back on the attack. But getting there. Let's start catching up Morphizm to what I've been up to, starting with this post for Wired:

Fest-Full? Try These Under-the-Radar Finds
Coachella. Lollapalooza. Bonna-who? There are enough summer music festivals alive to pack Earth's schedules and empty its wallets. And most of them boast the same acts. Listening Post has a couple to check out that may offer more for less...MORE @ WIRED

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Tuesday, May 27, 2008

 

What Is An Envirogee?

Back from a long, strange trip to NorCal. Wind events, heatwaves, the usual. LA was a trip while I was gone. Tornadoes, mud floods, crazy shit. Hey, I just thought of a word (for AlterNet)!

What Is An Envirogee?
Chew on this word, jargon lovers. Envirogee.

It carries more 21st century buzz than its semi-official designation climate refugee, which is a displaced individual who has been forced to migrate because of environmental devastation. Maybe the buzzword will catch on faster and shed some much-needed light on what will become a serious problem, probably by the end of this or the next decade. That light is crucial, because so far envirogees haven't been fully recognized by those who certify the civil liberties of Earth's various populations, whether that is the United Nations or local and national governments whose people are increasingly on the move for a whole new set of devastating reasons.

In short, immigration is about to enter a new phase, which resembles an old one with a 21st century twist. For thousands of years, humanity has fled across Earth's surface fearing instability and in search of sustainability. But that resource war has kicked into overdrive thanks to our current climate crisis -- a manufactured war with its own clock.

And the clock is ticking... MORE @ ALTERNET

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Friday, May 23, 2008

 

An Interview With Swervedriver

Getting ready for the holiday weekend? I suggest you plug in some Swervedriver. There isn't a better band to listen to if you driving anywhere, and best of all, they're reunited and back on tour. There must be a God after all. I spiel for Wired!


Reunited, And It Feels So Loud: An Interview With Swervedriver
As one of the finest bands from the so-called shoegaze scene, Swervedriver released four stellar, underrated efforts from 1991-1998 during a chaotic career marred by label drama and changing pop culture tastes. And their driving rock riffage was literal: Creation label guru Alan McGee signed them after hearing their demo while driving through Hollywood, the band took inspiration from cyberpunk classics like Crash and road trips like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, and their biggest hit, "Duel," was named after Steven Spielberg's 1971 chase thriller. In fact, most of Swervedriver's songs were about the meat meeting mean machines. That, and drugs.

But that driving rock didn't fit well with fans of the more atmospheric My Bloody Valentine. Similarly, the quartet's adherence to the Stooges and Dinosaur Jr.'s sonic template rubbed fans of Beatles revisionists like Oasis, whose ascension influenced Swervedriver's demise, the wrong way. Lost in translation, Swervedriver fractured: They were dropped from both the legendary Creation and not-so-legendary Geffen labels, and they toiled in relative obscurity while lesser bands (like Oasis) hogged the spotlight. Eventually, they flamed out in frustration in 1999.

But the recent reunion of My Bloody Valentine, who almost bankrupted Creation while making its seminal 1991 effort Loveless, proved too good an opportunity for Swervedriver to pass up. And though lead Swervie Adam Franklin was busy with his 2007 solo effort Bolts of Melody and collaboration with Interpol drummer Sam Fogarino on the side project Magnetic Morning, he nevertheless found the time to reform the band for an impromptu performance at Coachella followed by a months-long reunion tour.

That tour started last night, and it was loud.

I caught up by phone with Franklin about the reunion, tour, why the words "shoegaze" and "in perpetuity" suck, and whether or not Swervedriver plans on parking for an extended visit... MORE @ WIRED

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008

 

Hillary Removes Bill Clinton as First Husband

[Morphizm pal Greg Palast checks in with a shorty on the faltering Clinton presidential campaign, and a move that may save it. Or at least make it look less lame. -- ST]

Hillary Removes Bill Clinton as First Husband
[Greg Palast, Morphizm]
n a surprise move meant to reinvigorate her faltering campaign, Democratic hopeful Hillary Clinton dismissed William Clinton as First Husband designate.

Those close to the candidate, speaking on condition of anonymity, said that Mr. Clinton, also known as “Bill,” had, with press revelations of his business associations with the repressive Colombian regime, plus a long history of support for anti-union causes such as NAFTA, had become a “real drag” on Senator Clinton’s ambitions.

While disappointing returns from Kentucky primary polls flashed on campaign monitors, the Senator’s spokesman issued a tersely worded statement announcing the resignation of the ex-President and thanking Mr. Clinton for “his years of service in support of Hillary’s career and her goals for America” and that the candidate would, “miss his presence greatly.”

Mr. Clinton will retain the title of Former Chief of the Free World.

Meanwhile, Senator Clinton dismissed rumors of her accepting the number two spot on the ticket from Senator Barack Obama, though she appeared to leave the door open, telling reporters traveling with her she would consider the Vice-Presidential nomination if she were also simultaneously appointed White House chef, a comment followed by that weird and frightening laugh of hers.

Campaign insiders said that Senator Clinton will shortly announce that her new designee for “First Lad” will be Kevin Costner who is expected to join her in the final desperate days of the primary season after the release next month of his latest flop, Big Advance in My Pants.

Reached at his office in Harlem, New York, Mr. Clinton, an uncommitted super-delegate, stated that he had not been forced from the Clinton campaign, but had chosen to remove himself so he could “devote more time to [his] family.”

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Tuesday, May 20, 2008

 

Post Up: Sifting Through Bonnaroo, Monolith

Still on the attack for Wired, Morphizm pals. Here's a short guide I wrote to the upcoming Monolith and Bonnaroo music festivals. Skip the bad stuff, stick with the goods:

Sifting Through Summer At Bonnaroo, Monolith
Bonnaroo announced today that it is teaming up with the Cablevision-owned Fuse TV for a three-year partnership to bring the Tennessee-based festival on air. Cablevision also owns the New York Knicks, but judging by its lineup, there's no way that Bonnaroo is going to suck that bad... MORE @ WIRED

P.S. Like the David Cross photo? It comes from Morphizm's interview with the smartass, which is here. Enjoy!

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Monday, May 19, 2008

 

Post Up: Happy Birthday, Erik Satie



Good evening, Morphizm pals! May 17 was special for a variety of musical reasons. But I wrote about the coolest one for Wired on Saturday:

Happy Birthday, Erik Satie
He was fun. Pieces like "Genuine Flabby Preludes (For a Dog)" and "Dried Up Embryos" brought artistic self-importance down a notch. He even spent a week in prison for sending an insulting postcard to one of his critics.

Like others in the dada movement, Satie also created early flirtations with multimedia, including Sports et divertissements, in which he provided piano accompaniment to the drawings of Charles Martin, or found sound, which he employed for his self-described "furniture music." He was one cool, experimental dude.

So happy 142nd birthday, Erik Satie! I would say I hope you're happy in heaven, but as you once said, "Why attack God? He may be as miserable as we are"... MORE @ WIRED

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Saturday, May 17, 2008

 

Naomi Klein: Regime Quake!

[Happy Saturday, Morphizm nuts. Naomi Klein has sent us another stunning peek into our future dystopia, and since I'm away from the home office, it is appearing in its full glory here on the MorphBlog.]

Regime-Quakes in Burma and China
[Naomi Klein, Morphizm]
When news arrived of the catastrophic earthquake in Sichuan, my mind turned to Zheng Sun Man, an up-and-coming security executive I met on a recent trip to China. Zheng heads Aebell Electrical Technology, a Guangzhou-based company that makes surveillance cameras and public address systems and sells them to the government.

Zheng, a 28-year-old MBA with a text-messaging addiction, was determined to persuade me that his cameras and speakers are not being used against pro-democracy activists or factory organizers. They are for managing natural disasters, Zheng explained, pointing to the freak snowstorms before Lunar New Year. During the crisis, the government “was able to use the feed from the railway cameras to communicate how to deal with the situation and organize an evacuation. We saw how the central government can command from the north emergencies in the south.”

Of course, surveillance cameras have other uses too—like helping to make “Most Wanted” posters of Tibetan activists. But Zheng did have a point: nothing terrifies a repressive regime quite like a natural disaster. Authoritarian states rule by fear and by projecting an aura of total control. When they suddenly seem short-staffed, absent or disorganized, their subjects can become dangerously emboldened. It’s something to keep in mind as two of the most repressive regimes on the planet—China and Burma—struggle to respond to devastating disasters: the Sichuan earthquake and Cyclone Nargis. In both cases, the disasters have exposed grave political weaknesses within the regimes—and both crises have the potential to ignite levels of public rage that would be difficult to control.

When China is busily building itself up, creating jobs and new wealth, residents tend to stay quiet about what they all know: developers regularly cut corners and flout safety codes, while local officials are bribed not to notice. But when China comes tumbling down—including at least eight schools in the earthquake zone -- the truth has a way of escaping from the rubble. “Look at all the buildings around. They were the same height but why did the school fall down?” a distraught relative in Juyuan demanded of a foreign reporter. “It’s because the contractors want to make a profit from our children.” A mother in Dujiangyan told The Guardian, “Chinese officials are too corrupt and bad….They have money for prostitutes and second wives but they don’t have money for our children.”

That the Olympic stadiums were built to withstand powerful quakes is suddenly of little comfort. When I was in China, it was hard to find anyone willing to criticize the Olympic spending spree. Now posts on mainstream web portals are calling the torch relay “wasteful” and its continuation in the midst of so much suffering “inhuman.”

None of this compares with the rage boiling over in Burma, where cyclone survivors have badly beaten at least one local official, furious at his failure to distribute aid. Simon Billenness, co-chair of the board of directors of U.S. Campaign for Burma, told me, “This is Katrina times a thousand. I don’t see how it couldn’t lead to political unrest.”

The unrest of greatest concern to the regime is not coming from regular civilians but from inside the military – a fact that explains some of the junta’s more erratic behavior. For instance, we know that the Burmese junta has been taking credit for supplies sent by foreign countries. Now it turns out that it have been taking more than credit—in some cases it has been taking the aid. According to a report in Asia Times, the regime has been hijacking food shipments and distributing them among its 400,000 soldiers. The reason speaks to the deep threat the disaster poses. The generals, it seems, are “haunted by an almost pathological fear of a split inside their own ranks…if soldiers are not given priority in aid distribution and are unable to feed themselves, the possibility of mutiny rises.” Mark Farmaner, director of Burma Campaign UK, confirms that before the cyclone, the military was already coping with a wave of desertions.

This relatively small-scale theft of food is fortifying the junta for its much larger heist—the one taking place via the constitutional referendum the generals have insisted on holding, come hell and high water. Enticed by high commodity prices, Burma’s generals have been gorging off the country’s natural abundance, stripping it of gems, timber, rice and oil. As profitable as this arrangement is, junta leader Gen. Than Shwe knows he cannot resist the calls for democracy indefinitely.

Taking a page out of the playbook of Chilean dictator Augusto Pinochet, the generals have drafted a Constitution that allows for future elections but attempts to guarantee that no government will ever have the power to prosecute them for their crimes or take back their ill-gotten wealth. As Farmaner puts it, after elections the junta leaders “are going to be wearing suits instead of boots.” Much of the voting has already taken place but in cyclone ravaged districts, the referendum has been delayed until May 24. Aung Din, executive director of the U.S. Campaign for Burma, told me that the military has stooped to using aid to extort votes. “Rainy season is coming,” he told me, “and people need to repair their roofs. When they go to purchase the materials, which are very limited, they are told they can only have them if they agree to vote for the constitution in an advance ballot.”

The cyclone, meanwhile, has presented the junta with one last, vast business opportunity: by blocking aid from reaching the highly fertile Irrawaddy delta, hundreds of thousands of mostly ethnic Karen rice farmers are being sentenced to death. According to Farmaner, “that land can be handed over to the generals’ business cronies” (shades of the beachfront land grabs in Sri Lanka and Thailand after the Asian tsunami). This isn’t incompetence, or even madness, as many have claimed. It’s laissez-faire ethnic cleansing.

If the Burmese junta avoids mutiny and achieves these goals, it will be thanks largely to China, which has vigorously blocked all attempts at the United Nations for humanitarian intervention in Burma. Inside China, where the central government is going to great lengths to show itself as compassionate, news of this complicity could prove explosive.

Will China’s citizens receive this news? They just might. Beijing has, up to now, displayed an awesome determination to censor and monitor all forms of communication. But in the wake of the quake, the notorious “Great Firewall” censoring the Internet is failing badly. Blogs are going wild, and even state reporters are insisting on reporting the news.

This may be the greatest threat that natural disasters pose to contemporary repressive regimes. For China’s rulers, nothing has been more crucial to maintaining power than the ability to control what people see and hear. If they lose that, neither surveillance cameras nor loudspeakers will be able to help them.

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Friday, May 16, 2008

 

Post Up: Is Sesame Street The Greatest Music Show Ever?

Apologies for the missed communications, Morphizm fans. I've hightailed it up to NorCal in order to finish off some nagging projects, and have been somewhat derailed from the mag and the blog. But I'm back to wrap up what will in the end be a transformative May, so look for more fun and a critical mass starting in June. Speaking of fun, check out what I wrote for Wired today:



Sesame Street: Great Music Show, or Greatest Music Show Ever?
Omaha's indie pop outfit Tilly and the Wall, pictured above, likes the alphabet: The quintet filmed a music video about ABCs to be aired this fall on Sesame Street and, on June 17, is also releasing a new full-length simply called O. But Tilly and the Wall is just the latest group to bring cool to the kids in Sesame Street's nearly 40-year history. That's a lot of great music, which engendered my Stephen Colbert-ish rhetorical question above... MORE @ WIRED

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Wednesday, May 14, 2008

 

The Black Angels Bless Gothic Sonics

Hazy walls of sound, brooding vocals delivering twisted tales of geopolitical woe. Where have we heard that before? Siouxsie's "Cities in Dust?" Bauhaus' "Bela Lugosi's Dead?" The Black Angels' newest effort Directions to See a Ghost? Check. I spiel for Metromix.

The Black Angels
Directions to See a Ghost

It is hypnotic soundtracking, although it may be an acquired taste for those not used to goth or dark, unfurling anthems. "Doves" is a kinetic masterpiece shot through with reverb and echo, as well as a down-strum straight out of the Dandy Warhols' back catalogue. "Science Killer" seems formless at first, until you realize that it's undulating bass and shimmering solos have sent you into some kind of lucid dream. "The Return" is an antiwar freakout that sounds like it crawled out of a '60s garage, while the 16-minute epic "Snake in the Grass" pulses like a tracking satellite in space. It's creepy stuff, but in its desolation you will eventually find fulfillment... MORE @ METROMIX

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Tuesday, May 13, 2008

 

I've Got Love For Local H



Today, Local H's 12 Angry Months dropped. And since I'm a fan of headbanging hooks, I spread my love for them to Wired and Metromix.

Hey, a good sonic catharsis doesn't come out every day. When it does, you gotta be ready. Listen in to Local H's blistering track "Michelle (Again)" for more. Call me when the your eardrums start working again.

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Pawns In The Hedge Funds Chess Game

Sorry for the late post, Morphizm pals. I've been stuck in neutral for days now, and logistics and administration have taken over my life. But I'm almost out of the woods, so look for more content in the next couple of weeks, with a dramatic relaunch perhaps in June. Speaking of drama, here's some I wrote for your mama and her devalued dollars:

Hedge Fund Titans Are Treating Us Like Pawns in Their Economic Chess Games
Recently, two important and related events occurred. The first is that hedge fund kingpin Cerberus Capital Management was considering buying Blackwater, the notoriously Orwellian security contractor that has become the scourge of Iraq and America alike. And the second event? As soon as the news was reported, the deal was killed.

Neither company, you see, likes the publicity. Plus, with Blackwater in its portfolio, Cerberus would have more than lived up to the origin of its name, which comes from Greek mythology. Yes, Cerberus is the three-headed demon dog that guards the gates of Hell.

"We do our best to avoid the spotlight," secretive Cerberus founder Stephen Feinberg reportedly told his staff in a memo earlier this year, "but unfortunately, when you do some large deals, such as Chrysler and GMAC, it is hard to avoid."

True, Stephen, true. When you bail out two of the worst environmental and economic offenders in the automotive business (and subprime debacle, in the case of GMAC), and then follow that up by looking into acquiring what passes for a private army with itchy trigger-fingers and a suspicious habit of corruption and cost overruns, well yeah, people will talk... MORE @ ALTERNET

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Monday, May 12, 2008

 

Post Up: Neverland Ranch, The Casino?

Groggy as fuck. Head killing me. Assignments piling up. Not sure what I'm going to do. At least there's always Michael Jackson. There's always Michael Jackson:

Neverland Ranch, The Casino?
Michael Jackson used to be one of the funkiest dudes on the planet. Then he became one of the weirdest.

So weird, in fact, that he had to ditch his home, also known as the Neverland Ranch theme park, and hightail it to Bahrain after molestation charges dogged him wherever he went in the United States.

It didn't help that he was annually blowing $30 million more than he took in, a crappy financial arrangement that eventually landed Neverland Ranch on the foreclosure list. But thanks to a stay of economic execution at the hands of Colony Capital Group, Neverland Ranch may skip the firing squad to live another day.

As a casino? MORE @ WIRED

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Friday, May 09, 2008

 

The World In Our Heads: An Interview With Beach House


The music beat goes on at Wired, where I have been hard at work. This morning, I posted an interview with one of the best bands of the last three years. Click on, read up, post a comment. Wired loves the love. Speaking of...

The Worlds In Our Heads: An Interview With Beach House
Beach House's stunning sophomore effort Devotion has been out for a couple of months now, but it remains hard to shake. Its Lynchian dream sonics thrive on waking life, the way all great albums do, offering up sublime soundtracking for every possible environment. Mission accomplished.

Of course, everyone expected big things from Beach House after Pitchfork and other tastemakers latched onto the band's self-titled 2006 debut and didn't let go. But pianist/vocalist Victoria Legrand and multi-instrumentalist Alex Scally turned in even more addictive songs of love, loss and everything in between on Devotion. Legrand's ethereal voice takes center stage, much as Elizabeth Fraser's did for the similarly evocative Cocteau Twins, while her electric organs mind-meld with Scally's hypnotic guitar to form a lush background of spacetronica -- and not much else. Devotion is as understated as it is brilliant.

Listening Post queried Legrand on the movies in her mind and why tech is good for her backbeat but bad for her voice... MORE @ WIRED

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Thursday, May 08, 2008

 

Batman Gotham Knight Kicks Holy Ass



Well, my piece on the Animatrix-inspired Batman Gotham Knight has gone up, as promised. This time, my spiel made it to Wired, where the eye candy and critical writing is at. Post a comment, and tell them Morphizm sent you:

'Batmanime' Is a Blast in Batman: Gotham Knight
The geek machine has fired into overdrive for Christopher Nolan's incoming prequel sequel, The Dark Knight. But the untold hero of this summer's Batman assault may lie elsewhere -- in the Animatrix-inspired Batman: Gotham Knight, to be exact.

Like The Matrix franchise before it, the Batman franchise has learned that filtering your mythology through the kinetic template of anime can do wonders for your upgrades. Batman: Gotham Knight is that upgrade, and it looks kickass... MORE @ WIRED

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Does Speed Racer Suck? What Is Suck?



I could read J. Hoberman's film reviews all day long. I'm particularly smitten with his clear-eyed criticism of The Wachowki Brothers' Speed Racer acid trip for LA Weekly:
Even more than most summer-season F/X fests, Speed Racer is a live-action/animation hybrid and, what’s more, proud of it. Bright, shiny and button-cute, the movie is a self-consciously tawdry trifle — a celluloid analog to the ribbon-bedecked, mirrored gewgaws that clever European settlers hoped to swap with the savages for Manhattan Island.

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Wednesday, May 07, 2008

 

Post Up: My Bloody Valentine Stabs America



Sorry for the delay today, Morphizm pals. I've been sweating hard for Wired, who have helped me blog my brains out on a daily basis. Speaking of brains, mine can't wait for reunited geniuses My Bloody Valentine to hit the States. Good thing they just announced dates. That rhymed:

My Bloody Valentine To Bruise North America At Last
According to thesaurus-loving music blog Pitchfork, the lately reunited aural-gasmic quartet My Bloody Valentine has finally disclosed its plans for a North American tour. That mammoth whoosh you hear in the distance is thousands of credit cards being pulled out of their wallets and purses... MORE @ WIRED

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Tuesday, May 06, 2008

 

Has No Age Made The Disc Of The Year?

It's hard to believe that two people can make such beautiful noise. But I'm a believer, as I explained for Metromix. And probably will for Wired too:

No Age
Nouns

It’s hard to find a disappointing track on "Nouns." "Teen Creeps" is a flawless mess of distortion and pop riffage. "Miner" is a maelstrom of My Bloody Valentine-meets-Fugazi beauty and the loud-quiet-loud stomp of "Cappo" is unrelentingly addictive. Stark instrumentals like "Keechie" and "Impossible Bouquet" are evocative and hypnotic. "Sleeper Hold" is the sweetest, lovelorn song you'll ever hear sneak out from behind a wall of squealing feedback. Even the indulgent electronica of "Things I Did When I Was Dead" unfurls into a cinematic climax. You can tell No Age is made up of two true-school skateboarders: they rarely miss a step... MORE @ METROMIX

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Monday, May 05, 2008

 

Post Up: Iron Man's Heavy Metal Rise



So I started my new reporting gig for Wired this weekend, and had a blast. Especially on this long piece about the long arm of Iron Man, which opened last week and is killing at the box office. Just like Black Sabbath killed my eardrums. Speaking of:

Iron Man's Heavy Metal Rise
Iron Man took flight on May 2, but its soundtrack is out May 6. And although it features mostly film score from Ramin Djawadi and other composers, there is one headbanging tune worthy of Black Sabbath's seminal "Iron Man," which the blockbuster licensed for its trailers and features in its closing credits. That song is Suicidal Tendencies' "Institutionalized," the sardonic punk anthem which also appeared in the immortal sci-fi flick Repo Man. That's some righteous circularity. But Iron Man's sonic branches reach further, starting with Sabbath... MORE @ WIRED

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Saturday, May 03, 2008

 

Post Up: Jimi Porn, Indian Jewelry

Good news, Morphizm pals. Wired has signed me on as a reporter stalking the music, tech and culture beat, which is no place like home for me. I couldn't be happier. But the family of Jimi Hendrix could, according to my entry today for Wired's music blog Listening Post:

Jimi Hendrix Lives On, In Porn
"Have you ever been experienced?" the greatest guitar player who ever lived once asked, before answering "I have." And now everyone can see just how experienced Jimi Hendrix was, if porn kingpin Vivid Video is to be believed... MORE @ WIRED

An Interview With Indian Jewelry
It's hard to categorize the throbbing dance psychedelia that Indian Jewelry concocts out of their Houston-based launch pad, but I suppose I just did. The tongue-in-cheek ensemble falls somewhere in the sonic spectrum between My Bloody Valentine, Gram Rabbit and Brian Jonestown Massacre, but one could argue they lie outside of those comfortable coordinates as well.

You can decide for yourself by catching them on their current tour, or by listening in on their latest effort Free Gold, which drops May 20 from the very indie label We Are Free. Then again, you could also read the short but humorous exchange I conducted below with head jeweler Erika Thrasher on robots with filthy mouths and why the band shouldn't give away gold for free during a recession. That should do the trick... MORE @ WIRED

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Friday, May 02, 2008

 

The Dark Knight? Gotham Knight, Baby.


The Dark Knight, Christopher Nolan's follow-up to Batman Begins is coming soon. But I'm as excited to see the anime iteration Batman Gotham Knight, which hits in July. More on the story later for Wired or Morphizm, which depends on the flip of Harvey Dent's coin.

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Thursday, May 01, 2008

 

Soak Up The Wedding Present's El Rey

[Greetings, Morphizm pals. Earlier, I posted an interview with The Wedding Present's David Gedge, and now Morphizm writer and Trans Am soundfucker Nathan Means clocks in with the review of Gedge's latest effort El Rey. Soak up the sun. -- ST]

The Wedding Present: El Rey
[Nathan Means, Morphizm]
The Wedding Present's David Gedge wrote his most recent album while living in Los Angeles, but references to the Santa Ana Winds and Winona Rider don't suggest any real change in his thematic obsessions; El Rey could be subtitled “Getting Dumped in Los Feliz.”

This is not a slight. Gedge's handles heartache, temptation and love-as-catastrophe as deftly as anyone - themes that are also about the closest I can imagine to transcendent. Likewise, Gedge should be attracted to a place where celebrity heartache and brief, disastrous relationships are feverishly chronicled. But aside from El Rey 's one funny and thematically LA-centric moment – a man sings to photographs of an actress, “When I stare at you/ OK, it's just a .jpg… I've got a few” - LA doesn't really matter. Gedge could have spent a few months in Baghdad and – in the midst of bombings and power outages – successfully dredged the same waters he has since The Wedding Present's first album over 20 years ago... MORE @ MORPHIZM

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