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Paid to Suck
What do New York Knicks coach Larry Brown and the departed Donald Rumsfeld have in common. Ask Pat Tillman: MORE
Idiots Rule
Sacha Baron-Cohen's pomo stereotyping has reached an apotheosis with Borat. But who's really the dumbass? MORE
Dear Republican Lord...
Forgive us for not voting Republican. You said the Democrats were dead. We voted blue to make it close. Oops: MORE
A Bit Awkward
The Pixies' doc loudQUIETloud captured the band selling out stadiums and ignoring each other. Our interview explains: MORE
Surfing With Rosa
In honor of the Pixies doc, Morphizm pays homage to their Surfer Rosa/Come On Pilgrim split, an enduring classic: MORE
The Numbers Game
Saddam is going to be executed for killing 150 people. Thousands of dead Americans and Iraqis are trying to do the math: MORE
The Quagga
In Ross Levine's latest Swiftian short story, an idiot falls in love with an extinct animal. Or is that extinction itself? Hard to tell: MORE
In Praise of Foley
Sure, he virtually fondled underage pages. Yes, while working to protect them. But he's nailing the Republican coffin shut: MORE
Good Machines
In these liner notes excerpts from his compilation Fuzzy Warbles, XTC architect Andy Partridge's love of tech goes haywire: MORE
Ball-Massaging Hobbits
The bizarro rock of Alice Donut is back with more Fuzz than ever. And they tell us it feels like a Tolkien lovefest: MORE
Pay to Be Saved
In an upcoming book, Naomi Klein places disaster capitalism beneath the scope. And you're not going to like what she sees: MORE
Why War?
Like Condi Rice explained, crisis gives birth to opportunity. And we've been cashing on those pangs since time began: MORE
Game/Theory
" In the cinematic fashion of the dying antihero, I expired while reading the stars. Coordinates on a grid of contested terrain: MORE
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