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Ice
Cube
"Bush's
lame response to North Korea has made it quite clear that all he wants
is to invade Iraq again. North Korea may be more dangerous in fact,
but there's no oil there, and it simply doesn't figure in the grand
eschatological design of Bush's theocratic circle. Pyongyang isn't even
in the Bible!"
"You
can make nicely crafted things, but they'll just be that -- nice. They
won't be unwieldy as personal expression often can be."
"There's
some thing in our psyche, this kind of right or privilege to resolve
our conflicts with violence. To actually have to sit down and talk,
that's hard work. To go for the gun, that's the cowardly act."
"It's
a done deal. By the end of 2003, Saddam Hussein will either be out of
power or out of the realm of the living. So who's next in line for the
coveted position of dictator -- uh, leader -- of Iraq, home to the largest
supply of crude reserves on Earth? Here's the list of nominees."
"Word
comes that brother Cat Stevens refuses to lend his support to our virtuous
jihad. May this turncoat's Peace Train be laden with explosives and
rammed into the Mountain of Mohammed, peace be upon him. "
"'People
are more aware of the world that they want to live in, and now they
have to realize that they can actually create that world and fight
for the things that are worth fighting for and not feel apathetic.
We are all going to die. There is no point in holding anything back.
."
"For
white people, it will be very different. They will be advised to refer
to the U.S. Federal Standard 595B Color Chart (or the Ralph Lauren
color chip guide at Home Depot) to determine the range of colors permissible
in a potential spouse."
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Driving
Miss Huffington: An Interview with Arianna Huffington
by Scott Thill If you don't know who Arianna Huffington is by now, then you haven't been anywhere near a media entity or a political cause in about a decade. Once the charming, intelligent and influential poster child for Newt Gingrich's Republican Revolution, Huffington pulled off a moral and political about-face and -- in a move that still has right-wingers scratching their low-slung foreheads -- summarily abandoned what she once called the "trickle-down let-them-eat-cake" philosophy that is currently beating the living daylights out of the United States. And as much as that move made some do everything from question her political integrity to condemn her as a media-hungry opportunist, the one thing Huffington knows how to do is stick her finger on America's pulse and touch all of its nerves at once. So it was no surpise to anyone when she threw her considerable presence behind her friend, environmental activist Laurie David, who had been campaigning against the exponentially growing number of relentlessly polluting SUVs littering the American landscape like so many non-biodegradable nightmares. Huffington and David quickly teamed up with film producer Lawrence Bender and agent Ari Emanuel to found the nonprofit group, AFFEC (Americans for Fuel-Efficient Cars), whose latest manfiestation, The Detroit Project, released two ads satirically parodying the ludicrous campaigns issued by the Bush administration shortly after 9/11 that more or less equated even casual drug use with support of lethal terrorism (without, of course, mentioning the utter failure of George Bush's previous War on Drugs). Well, to put it mildly, the shit hit the fan after that, and the backlash was vociferous if not confused. Some accused Huffington of being Hitler, while others cheered her on for possessing the cojones to call out Americans on their connections to the dangerous Oil Game that is so close to launching us into yet another unnecessary war in the Middle East. But no matter what side you come down on, there's no debating Huffington's pull. Which is why I jumped at the chance to chat her up on all of these issues in her hybrid Toyota Prius after a reading for her newest missive, Pigs at the Trough, at an independent bookstore. And guess what? We didn't crawl the 405 at 30 MPH, no trucks or SUVs ran us over, and we didn't have to spend Huffington's hefty paychecks on gas. I doubt that the bling-blingers trampling the ozone layer in their Cadillac Escalades can say the same. Scott Thill:
Just so there's not any confusion -- since the media seems to get
the facts wrong sometimes -- can you just state the aims of the Detroit
Project and whether or not it has any campaigns planned for the future? ST: When
it comes to the outcry over the Detroit Project's ads, I just keep going
back to that Chris Rock line about OJ: "I haven't seen white people
this mad since they cancelled M*A*S*H*." Did you have a sense that these
ads would precipitate such a backlash? ST: Yeah,
that's the crowd I'm talking about.
ST: Do you
find that you have to continually restate your position to straighten
everyone out because of the misinformation campaign against what The
Detroit Project is trying to do? ST: They're
in fact more unsafe than some cars. ST: One of
your SUV ads made The Daily Show's closing feature, "Your
Moment of Zen". It was an interesting moment because that clarity
of connection -- linking everyday American consumption of oil to war
and conflict in the Middle East -- seems to be what is making people
uncomfortable. ST: You live
in a rough town for a stance like this, since Los Angeles is more or
less a city of SUVs. Did you encounter any stated or private local opposition
to the Detroit Project from your friends or colleagues? ST: I read
somewhere that we have a looming deficit of $200 billion and that this
war in Iraq might run us as much as another $5 billion a month. Do you
think that the Bush administation is capable of running this country
without running it deeper into the red? ST: Right
now there seems to be a clear and present danger in North Korea -- we
know that they have nuclear weapons and we don't have any inspectors
on the ground -- whereas with Iraq, we're pretty certain they don't
have anything and we do have inspectors on the ground. Do you think
that double standard in foreign policy is going to damage America's
integrity with international relations?
ST: Speaking
of Democrats, right now I think Bush's popularity is about 50 percent
or lower. And where the Democrats could seize the opportunity by putting
forth a compelling figure with some new ideas, they seem to be going
back to the well with guys like Lieberman and Kerry. Do you think they're
missing a golden opportunity here? ST: Or a
woman. 22 January 03 Scott Thill is a gainfully employed dotcom editor currently finishing his first novel, The Dangerous Perhaps.
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