Back that ass up, copper! (Photo: Adult Swim)

[by Scott Thill]

Assy McGee is a bad cop. He can't stop shooting first and then forgetting to ask questions later. Nevertheless, he still got his own show on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim, even though he's an ass with legs and not much else. Assy's second season farted...sorry. Started earlier this April. Catch wind of it at your peril. It's an acquired smell.

Morphizm: How high were you when you came up with the show?

Assy McGee: About yay high.

Morphizm: How in the hell did you find any sponsors?

Assy McGee: We scared a few away.  The one that stayed deserves our admiration.

Morphizm: Actually, who are your sponsors? Do they all sell ass-related products? Amazing.

Assy McGee: SCION is a sponsor.  Their seats are ass-related.

Morphizm: Who inspired Assy's voice?

Assy McGee: Paul.

Morphizm: Does he take HGH?

Assy McGee: Yes.  Do you mean hormone or the pool chemical?  He ingests pool chemicals.

Morphizm: What paranormal force does Assy use to hold things in his lack of hands?

Assy McGee: The power of inexpensive flash animation. BAHAHAHA.

Morphizm: And how did Assy get from Cuba to America?

Assy McGee: A dreaded ripcurrent.

Morphizm: And why does he shoot everything in sight? I'm just asking.

Assy McGee: Everything is in his way!

Morphizm: Talk about H. Jon Benjamin. He killed in Home Movies, and he's been all over Adult Swim. Does Adult Swim just keep him in a shed out back?

Assy McGee: Around here we call him H. Jon Hilarious!

Morphizm: OK, a serious question: Is this show just a running commentary on how bad cop shows are, or how bad cops are? Where do you draw the thin blue line?

Assy McGee:: I don¹t know.  But I do know this:  BAD COPS RULE.  Great bumper sticker!

April 18, 2008